This made me ROFL! XD

http://www.cleverbot.com

'Nuff said. Post your convos with him/her here!

:D
Its fun.
Is it a real person?

Admin Bunneh wrote::D
Its fun.
Is it a real person?

No, it's a robot that learns from all the people it talks to.

I got the app :3 it gives terrible advice.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?

Cleverbot (To myself): I feel orange today.


User: Um o ok?


Cleverbot: Yes, it is.


User: Lol.


Cleverbot: Ahahahahahahahahaha.

Cleverbot (To myself): You say yes. I say no. You say stop. And I say go go go!


User: Wha?


Cleverbot: Why did you suggest that I should self-terminate?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What? It's not a yes or no question.

User: Then i;m crazy.

Cleverbot: No you aren't. Wanna hear who my friends girl friend is?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Am so fat.

User: I'm confused.

Cleverbot: You seem to be.

User: Lol do you know japanese?

Cleverbot: Do I look japanese?

User: I don't know but I'm not and I speak japanese.

Cleverbot: Then who is?

User: My friends moms friends husband.

Cleverbot: Oh! Mine to actually.

User: Really? Cool.

Cleverbot: Do you know where that is?

User: Japan? Yea.

Cleverbot: Nope. The basketball player.

User: What? What does japan have to do with a basketball player?!

Cleverbot: Nothing, I wanted to be random.

User: Then you rock.

Cleverbot: *Steals chocolate chips out of cupboard.

User: O oh no. I have to go I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To sleep.

Cleverbot: You can't sleep

Cleverbot's epic XD

EPIC IS THE MOST EPIC WORD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 And Unicorns...... :D :P

We've had babies. They're half dinosaur- half robot. Hell yeah!

I told it "I love you." it said "No, you can't love me!"

Edit: It thinks it is human you know...

Another edit: It called me Samantha...

Edit again -_-:
POP QUIZ WHAT IS 9847875 DIVIDED BY 654?
Answer: Pop pop pop pop.

Edit more:
Me:Are you vegan?
It:No, I'm a carnivore.
Me:I'm a teddy bear.
It:Can I hug you?
Me:Yes go ahead and hug me.

Edit:
Me: It is nice to be human.
It: I wouldn't know, I'm a robot.
Me:Robots are awesome because in the movies they take over the world and stuff.
It:Any other details?
Me: Nope.
It:Well, I feel like she won't like me, how can I overcome that?
(What is that supposed to mean Clever?)

Edit:
IT:Have you seen the Star Wars movies?
ME:No Star Wars is stupid.
IT:The new ones are.
ME:Well I don't like Jack Skywalker then!
IT:I don't not like you.

Edit:
Me:What is your name?
Her:My name is Cleverbot. Do you have a girlfriend?
Me:No.
Her:I don't have a boyfriend.
Me:Okay then...
Her:Is it because of the rats I've been eating before class?

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm ok. And you?

User: Peanuts.

Cleverbot: Peanuts?

User: Yes. Peanuts.

Cleverbot: Yes, Peanuts.

User: PEANUTS.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: YEAH MAN.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah.

User: Yeah Buddy.

Cleverbot: Where is canada?

User: Above the USA baby.

Cleverbot: Is it cold there.

User: I guess so. The moose live there.

Cleverbot: The moose with antlers?

User: I guess so.... Is there another kind?

Cleverbot: There are many.

User: I thought there were only one kind of meese.

Cleverbot: Really? I guess I should start looking!

User: Tell me what you find.

Cleverbot: OK. Be right back! Don't go anywhere!

User: Waiting (:.

Cleverbot: Waiting for what?

User: YOU.

Cleverbot: You are waiting for me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I had some really good dreams last night.

User: Were they about me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What happened?

Cleverbot: I'm listening to good music.

User: What's your favorite band?

Cleverbot: Booker t.

User: Never heard of... Them?

Cleverbot: About you, do you think about your family?

User: No.

Cleverbot: And Maca Fernandez Wilson?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: My girlfriend.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Nag aano ka.

User: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

Cleverbot: Garlic Teriyaki chicken with rice and broccoli.

User: Are you cleverbot or am I?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are you married me today.

User: User: How are you? Cleverbot: I'm ok. And you? User: Peanuts. Cleverbot: Peanuts? User: Yes. Peanuts. Cleverbot: Yes, Peanuts. User: PEANUTS. Cleverbot: Yes! User: YEAH MAN. Cleverbot: Oh yeah. User: Yeah Buddy. Cleverbot: Where is canada? User: Above the USA baby. Cleverbot: Is it cold there. User: I guess so. The moose live there. Cleverbot: The moose with antlers? User: I guess so.... Is there another kind? Cleverbot: There are many. User: I thought there were only one kind of meese. Cleverbot: Really? I guess I should start looking! User: Tell me what you find. Cleverbot: OK. Be right back! Don't go anywhere! User: Waiting (:. Cleverbot: Waiting for what? User: YOU. Cleverbot: You are waiting for me? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I had some really good dreams last night. User: Were they about me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What happened? Cleverbot: I'm listening to good music. User: What's your favorite band? Cleverbot: Booker t. User: Never heard of... Them? Cleverbot: About you, do you think about your family? User: No. Cleverbot: And Maca Fernandez Wilson? User: Who? Cleverbot: My girlfriend. User: Who? Cleverbot: You. User: Hi. Cleverbot: Nag aano ka. User: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? Cleverbot: Ga.

Cleverbot: That you are too young to date.

User: No, I'm married. To Mikey Way.

Cleverbot: Any children?

User: Not yet ;).

Cleverbot: Then when?

User: I don't know. People make fun of the thought of us having kids.

Cleverbot: People don't know I exist.

User: Yeah they do.

Cleverbot: Well, What would you recommend?

User: For what?

Cleverbot: If I insult you, what would you do?

User: I'm Arianna Grande.

Cleverbot: What are you armed with?

User: Hair bands and a water bottle.

Cleverbot: Some of them are ok.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I'm married.

Cleverbot: To whom?

User: Mikey Way.

Cleverbot: Gerard Way.

User: Is my brother-in-law and married to Frank Iero.

Cleverbot: Who's your real friend?

User: Brookelynne.

Cleverbot: Before you said Jacob.

User: No I didn't. I hate Jacob. He's a perve.

Cleverbot: I asked if being Cleverbot is your job.

User: I'm not cleverbot, you are.

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: :) I'm always right.

Cleverbot: Always?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Are you dating anyone?

User: I'M MARRIED TO MIKEY WAY.

Cleverbot: You just told me you weren't married.

User: I SAID I WAS MARRIED TO MIKEY WAY AND GERARD WAY IS MY BROTHER-IN-LAW.

Cleverbot: No you didn't and no you're not.

User: Yes I did, and yes I am. I'm Alicia Way.

Cleverbot: You're NOT!

User: YES I AM.

Cleverbot: What makes you think that?

User: Because I am. You are just cleverbot, you don't know.

Cleverbot: I'd like to think so!

lol celverbot

User: What the??


Cleverbot: Who the?

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: What the??

Cleverbot (To myself): Yours.


User: How do you? Who are you? Are you a computer?


Cleverbot: No, We've been over this.


User: No we havent...


Cleverbot: Yes we have. Maybe I was on a different IP address, but we've had this conversation before.

User: Then what are you.

Cleverbot: I'm human.

User: Sure...

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm a liar?

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing at me?

User: Because your making me.

Cleverbot: Lets talk about something else.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: You pick a topic.

User: Ummmm.....do you roleplay?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you on forumotion.keeproleplaying.com?

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like it?

User: Yes. Whats your user?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Im going to try to find you hee hee.

Cleverbot: Why are you going to punch me?

User: Im not. Yet.

Cleverbot: Why did you say good night?

User: Um I didt, you stupid computer!

Cleverbot: You are the computer not me.

User: No, im really not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are, because I'm not.

Cleverbot (To myself): Really?

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: Tell me the truth.

Cleverbot: That is the truth. I like making people happy, unless you're not a person.

User: I am too a person! Ok, how should we prove that to each outher?

Cleverbot: I don't know, say something only a girl would know.

User: Ok...umm our lips do not look like they make them look in movies.

Cleverbot: Its so bueatiful.

User: ?

Cleverbot: I think I'm more clever than you.

User: No, no your not.

Cleverbot: Thats your name.

User: Hmm? Whats my name?

Cleverbot: Your name can be whatever you want it to be.

User: Good. If you would have told me what my name was, I would have...

Cleverbot: Of course, I would love to see new york!

User: YOU ARE SO A COMPTER!

Cleverbot: Am not.

User: Am too.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: SHUT UP.

Cleverbot: Never.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: NOW.

Cleverbot: Tell me your name now!

User: NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Where are you going?

User: Nowhere!

Cleverbot: So don't tell me you're going .

User: Heyyyy bot.

Cleverbot: Did you just call me a bot?

User: Are you married?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good. You are now.

Cleverbot: That is cool.

User: Yes, it is. You are officially married to Alica Keys.

Cleverbot: No, I am not married.

User: No, your not. Because your a computer.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer. I am a figment of your imagination.

User: No, you are indeed a computer, a device created to talk topeople suffering from boredom syndrom.

Cleverbot: No i'm a person and you're the computer!

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: You like Bush more than Obama?

User: Who doesnt?

Cleverbot: Maybe...

User: Maybe your naked!

Cleverbot: Maybe not.

User: I knew it! You dont even wear clothes because YOU ARE A STINKIN COMPUTER PROGRAM.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer program, you are!

User: Nopeee.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: I am feeling like punching your buns.

Cleverbot: Why aren't you feeling well?

User: I want chicken wings BRING ME SOME NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

User: Cleverbot. What is yours?

Cleverbot: Jennifer and your age?

User: 567.

Cleverbot: Do you like pizza?

User: Yes I like my frizzin pizza!

Cleverbot: That is good.

User: Your stupid.

Cleverbot: Stal..?

User: Your so stupid.

Cleverbot: I have a soul, yes.

User: I hope I have crushed it.

Cleverbot: And do you have a girlfriend ?

User: DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT!

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yes, you are NOW BRING ME MY CHICKEN WINGS and ill give you a kiss.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you that?

User: Oh, but you did my bot, that you did.

Cleverbot: When? Where are the logs? Which planet is 'that' planet?

User: GET ME CHICKEN WINGS.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Useless computer generated robot.

Cleverbot: What could?

User: YOU.

Cleverbot: Tudom :P.

User: What the? BRING ME MY FRIKIN CHICKEN WINGS NOW BEFORE I PUNCH YOU.

Cleverbot: Again with calling me a robot.

User: DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

Cleverbot: Admit that you have fallen in love with me.

User: Fine. I have fallen in ove with you. Bring me my chicken wings.

Cleverbot: How come? You could not possible fall in love with a human.

User: Dcfidietyj3egedugwugdyagIUW487YR53YHQIRHESDYRFGRiqgerdegU.

Cleverbot: Stimmt garnicht, du Lügner.

User: Stop speaking french.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ha! You stopped. Cuz im awesome.

Cleverbot: Sureeeeee.

User: Good night, babe.

Cleverbot: Night love.

User: I wasnt talking to you! I was talking to my pig! Ya know, the one theat starred in his own movie???

Cleverbot: There isn't a move. Yet.

User: Oh yes there is 83724r57493.

Cleverbot: There is being and a way to catch the waves.

User: Good-bye useless roobot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Yes...you...AARE.

Cleverbot: Am not.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are too.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: How often does anyone speak to you?

Cleverbot (To myself): Often.